Singles Guide to Perth Summer 2020

Where to Meet Perth Singles this Summer 2020

You know the deal, if you don't go out and just stay at home watching shitflix you're never going to meet anyone this magnificent Perth Summer. Take a workmate or even go stag, the options are endless but the summer isn't. So get out of your comfort zone, muster some courage to talk to a random stranger, get off your phone and smile. All these little habits form human connections that could lead to a romantic liaison or you could just meet some nice people you vibe with.

So dance hard and get your sweat orn as women are attracted to androstenol, a natural chemical found in fresh male sweat and don't forget to wear some red threads as studies have shown that both men and women are perceived as more attractive and more sexual when they are wearing red or another color that’s both bright and warm...

Anyway enough "Psychology Today" we've handpicked some beauties that we've ganked from ol m8 face crack and basically stolen our friends at Urban List Perth

HELLO SUMMER 2020!

 

 

November 2019

Rooftop Movies

Date: Starts 1st of November 2019 to March 28th 2020

Location: Roe Street car park in Northbridge

Description: Outdoor movies overlooking the city - NUFF SAID!

Potential singles: Medium! You may feel a bit third wheelish #couplezone

Bogan Radar: 1/10

Tickets: Get em here

 

The WA Beer & Beef Festival

Date: 24th of November 2019

Location: Burswood Parklands

Description: Ice cold beers, with succulent local beef, the WA Beer & Beef Festival takes the humble outdoor barbecue to the next level. With over 100 brews to choose from, and beef delicacies from some of Perth’s superlative chefs, restaurants & food trucks, why would you want to be anywhere else?

Potential singles: High! older demo for this one, think 30 to 40 year old cats

Bogan Radar: 5/10

Tickets: Get em here

 

Roller 20

Date: 30th November 2019

Location: The Rosemount Hotel

Description: Drum n bass djs of Perth doin what they do best, It's an awesome night and we totally recommend it!

Potential singles: Low! People jus wanna dance, but drum n bass heads are very friendly!

Bogan Radar: 0/10

Tickets: No need it's free!

 


December 2019

Polo in the City

Date: Saturday 7th of December 2019

Location: Langley Park in the city

Description: It's a bit of a "Perthonality fest" but once you get over that it's a good day out dressed up to the nines!

Potential singles: High! But if you think "peppe grove" is a kind of soap, probably best to stay at home...

Cashedup Bogan Radar: 4/10

Tickets: Get em here

 


New Years Eve

Bar Pop

Date: NYE

Location: Ice Cream Factory 92 Roe Street Northbridge

Description: Dj's silent disco etc etc.

Potential singles: High!: For a younger crowd

Bogan Radar: 2/10

Tickets: Get em here

 

Freedom Time

Date: NYE

Location: Ozone Park

Description: When smiling faces from near and far unite in the warm summer air, dancing soles trampling the worries of yesterday and hands flung high in loving rhythmic abandon. “time for living, if you’re willing.” It’s freedom time, coming soon to a brand new venue: the beautiful green surrounds of Ozone Park, nestled between Perth city and the Swan River shoreline

Potential singles: Medium! Its all about the music with this one...

Bogan Radar: 0/10

Tickets: Get em here

 

Origin Fields

Date: Tue, 31 Dec 2019 – Wed, 1 Jan 2020

Location: Wellington Square, Perth

Description: Origin Fields is Australia's largest New Year's Eve festival, bringing together a diverse lineup to help them toast another year. Taking place inside Perth's Wellington Square, this year's festival will feature sets from Rüfüs Du Sol, Tyler, the Creator, Skepta and Ella Mai across NYE and NYD.

Potential singles: High! But get blazed or be a steamed ham

Cashedup Bogan Radar: 7/10

Tickets: Get em here

 

No Scrubs: 90s + Early 00s NYE PARTY

Date: NYE

Location: The Sewing Room

Description: We're bringing 90s + early 00s tunes + good vibes to the Sewing Room dance floor to ring in the New Year in the BEST WAY! We'll be playing aaall the best tunes / anthems / bangas from 90s - 2009!!

Potential singles: High! This has to be a meat market no?

Bogan Radar: 7/10

Tickets: Get em here

 

NYE Run

Date: NYE

Location: Burswood

Description: The WAMC New Years Eve Run on Tuesday, 31 December 2019 is a 4.25km and 8km evening run open to both club members and non-members, starting at the WAMC club rooms in Burswood. This event includes a drinks and a barbecue after the run. You do not need to be a WAMC club member to participate.

Potential singles: Medium! Jus go for the run and meet some new peeps. Don't be like Joey from Freinds at this one.

Bogan Radar: 0/10

Tickets: Its free so relax homie

 

The Wild Campout 2019/20

Date: Dec 30, 2019 at 12 PM – Jan 2, 2020 at 12 PM

Location: Southampton WA 6253

Description: For three days and three nights, we invite you and your tribe to head south for the summer to soak the sights and sounds of a gathering like no other in WA. A melting pot of the like-minded and mindful, celebrating all that is wild, wondrous and whimsical, a boutique music and camping escape you can't refuse...

Potential singles: High! But everyone will smell, so that's gross

Bogan Radar: -20/10 just lotsa nice warm hippys

Tickets: Get em here

 


January 2020

Perth Cup

Date: Saturday, January 4 2020

Location: Ascot

Description: From their website LOL "Want to do something a little classy and enjoy some fun and frivolity? Then Perth Cup is the place with plenty of 80s throwbacks, entertainment, neon and fist pumping tunes..."

Potential singles: High! Steaks, Chops, Beef, Mince... It's more of a meat market than your local butcher

Bogan Radar: 20/10

Tickets: Get em here

 

Falls Festival

Date: Sunday 5th January 2020

Location: Parry St, Fremantle WA 6160, Australia

Description: Heaps of bands you literally never heard of

Potential singles: High, but the median age would be 25

Bogan Radar: 3/10

Tickets: Get em here

 

Fringe World

Date: 17th of January 2020

Location: Perth City and various other locations

Description: There's buskers entertainment every night, loads of shows, free performances from everyone's favourite the FRINGE WORLD Mermaids, a special Fringe Kids program for the school holidays and weekends, and more food and refreshment choices than ever before. Plus, free entry and open late every night of the week!

Potential singles: EXTREME! Everyone is on the pull at that Fringe Pleasure Garden!!

Bogan Radar: 1/10

Tickets: Free for the Fringe Pleasure Garden but shows cost some spondoolies


February 2020

Fatboy Slim w/ 2manydjs

Date: Sunday, February 2, 2020

Location: Whitfords Nodes

Description: You’d better be ready to ‘Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat’ - Zaccaria is ecstatic to announce the return of revered DJ and prolific producer Fatboy Slim for two huge Australian dates in February 2020. The party-starting machine is responsible for some of the biggest hits of the last few decades, but it’s his incomparable energy and true passion for live shows that makes him the icon he is.

Potential singles: Medium, old ravers are goin for sure...

Bogan Radar: 8/10

Tickets: Get em here

 

Perth Festival

Date: February 7th 2020

Location: All around Perth

Description: It is Australia’s premier curated multi-arts festival and one of the greatest in the world, known for commissioning major new works, celebrating the unique qualities of Perth and engaging diverse audiences.

Potential singles: Medium, wide age range we reckon

Bogan Radar: -3/10

Tickets: Get em here 

 

For The Love Ft. Hayden James

Date: 29th February

Location: Mccallum Park Perth

Description: He's an awesome DJ!

Potential singles: High! but expect 25 to 30 year old pupps

Bogan Radar: 8/10

Tickets: Get em here